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I'm Chris and I'd stop the world and melt with him

surejan:

if i let you cum in my mouth i must really love you

(via fivegum)

papa-midnight:

Vampire Weekend - Diplomat’s Son

(via fairlyevenparents)

foodtrucker:

i don;t even know why i stay up late all i do is find new ways to hate myself

(via shesfilled-withsecrets)

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

(Source: juspeczyks, via shesfilled-withsecrets)

yeezuschrist:

whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!

(via realkimmygibbler)